{ "units": [ { "id": "assload", "label": "assload", "labelPlural": "assloads", "symbol": "assl", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 2 }, { "id": "imperial-barrel", "label": "barrel", "labelPlural": "barrels", "symbol": "bbl imperial", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 13.710316648, "hidden": false }, { "id": "us-dry-bbl", "label": "barrel", "labelPlural": "barrels", "symbol": "bbl us dry", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 9.6864954123 }, { "id": "us-fluid-bbl", "label": "barrel", "labelPlural": "barrels", "symbol": "bbl us fluid", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 9.9894438 }, { "id": "us-oil-bbl", "label": "barrel", "labelPlural": "barrels", "symbol": "bbl us oil", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 13.3192584, "description": "Weight is based on pure water at 4 degrees celsius.", "hidden": false }, { "id": "dickload", "label": "dickload", "labelPlural": "dickloads", "symbol": "dl", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 1, "description": "The basic unit of measurement for all weights and masses worldwide." }, { "id": "fuckton", "label": "fuck ton", "labelPlural": "fuck tons", "symbol": "fcktn", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 152 }, { "id": "imperial-hogshead", "label": "hogshead", "labelPlural": "hogsheads", "symbol": "hhd imperial", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 27.420633296, "description": "The hogshead as understood by residents of Old Blighty." }, { "id": "us-hogshead", "label": "hogshead", "labelPlural": "hogsheads", "symbol": "hhd us", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 19.9788876, "description": "This is the superior Trumpistanian hogshead. It's biglier. (It's actually smaller.)" }, { "id": "long-ton", "label": "long ton", "labelPlural": "long tons", "symbol": "long tn", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 85.1199999999, "hidden": false }, { "id": "metric-fuckton", "label": "metric fuckton", "labelPlural": "metric fucktons", "symbol": "mfcktn", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 170.2399999998, "description": "Trivia: although the name is \"metric fuckton,\" it is actually equal to two {long-ton:plural}!", "hidden": false }, { "id": "mm", "label": "millimeter", "labelPlural": "millimeters", "symbol": "mm", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 1, "hidden": false, "description": "It's so tiny and kawaii (♡‿♡)." }, { "id": "pound", "label": "pound", "labelPlural": "pounds", "symbol": "lb", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 0.038, "description": "Avoirdupois pounds, as used in the USA." }, { "id": "shit-ton", "label": "shit ton", "labelPlural": "shit tons", "symbol": "shttn", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 38 }, { "id": "shitload", "label": "shitload", "labelPlural": "shitloads", "symbol": "shtld", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 12.6666666667 }, { "id": "short-ton", "label": "short ton", "labelPlural": "short tons", "symbol": "t", "group": "dickloads", "toBase": 76 }, { "id": "cm", "label": "centimeter", "labelPlural": "centimeters", "symbol": "cm", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 10 }, { "id": "meter", "label": "meter", "labelPlural": "meters", "symbol": "m", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 1000 }, { "id": "dm", "label": "decimeter", "labelPlural": "decimeters", "symbol": "dm", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 100 }, { "id": "dam", "label": "decameter", "labelPlural": "decameters", "symbol": "dam", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 10000 }, { "id": "km", "label": "kilometer", "labelPlural": "kilometers", "symbol": "km", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 1000000 }, { "id": "in", "label": "inch", "labelPlural": "inches", "symbol": "in", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 25.4 }, { "id": "ft", "label": "foot", "labelPlural": "feet", "symbol": "ft", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 304.8 }, { "id": "yd", "label": "yard", "labelPlural": "yards", "symbol": "yd", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 914.4, "description": "Freedom meter." }, { "id": "mi", "label": "mile", "labelPlural": "miles", "symbol": "mi", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 1609344 }, { "id": "fur", "label": "furlong", "labelPlural": "furlongs", "symbol": "fu", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 201168, "description": "This matters to generate horse gamblers, and literally no one else." }, { "id": "ch", "label": "chain", "labelPlural": "chains", "symbol": "ch", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 20116.8 }, { "id": "li", "label": "link", "labelPlural": "links", "symbol": "li", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 201.168 }, { "id": "rd", "label": "rod", "labelPlural": "rods", "symbol": "rd", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 5029.2, "description": "\"Spare the 'this' and spoil the child.\"\n\"What is the rod?\"\n\"Yes! For $500, what is the rod. Play continues. Will our abusive parent please choose another square?\"" }, { "id": "ftm", "label": "fathom", "labelPlural": "fathoms", "symbol": "ftm", "group": "lengths-and-distance", "toBase": 1828.8, "description": "The conversion of dickloads to fathoms is based on a 1' x 1' x 1ftm column of pure water at 4 degrees celsius. Obviously.", "hidden": false } ], "groups": [ { "id": "dickloads", "label": "Weights and Masses", "baseUnitId": "dickload", "toUniversal": 1, "sortOrder": "alpha", "hidden": false, "alwaysShowLabel": true }, { "id": "lengths-and-distance", "label": "Lengths and Distance", "baseUnitId": "mm", "toUniversal": 1, "alwaysShowLabel": false, "hidden": false } ] }