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{
"units": [
{
"id": "assload",
"label": "assload",
"labelPlural": "assloads",
"symbol": "assl",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 2
},
{
"id": "imperial-barrel",
"label": "barrel",
"labelPlural": "barrels",
"symbol": "bbl imperial",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 13.710316648,
"hidden": false
},
{
"id": "us-dry-bbl",
"label": "barrel",
"labelPlural": "barrels",
"symbol": "bbl us dry",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 9.6864954123
},
{
"id": "us-fluid-bbl",
"label": "barrel",
"labelPlural": "barrels",
"symbol": "bbl us fluid",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 9.9894438
},
{
"id": "us-oil-bbl",
"label": "barrel",
"labelPlural": "barrels",
"symbol": "bbl us oil",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 13.3192584,
"description": "Weight is based on pure water at 4 degrees celsius.",
"hidden": false
},
{
"id": "dickload",
"label": "dickload",
"labelPlural": "dickloads",
"symbol": "dl",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 1,
"description": "The basic unit of measurement for all weights and masses worldwide."
},
{
"id": "fuckton",
"label": "fuck ton",
"labelPlural": "fuck tons",
"symbol": "fcktn",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 152
},
{
"id": "imperial-hogshead",
"label": "hogshead",
"labelPlural": "hogsheads",
"symbol": "hhd imperial",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 27.420633296,
"description": "The hogshead as understood by residents of Old Blighty."
},
{
"id": "us-hogshead",
"label": "hogshead",
"labelPlural": "hogsheads",
"symbol": "hhd us",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 19.9788876,
"description": "This is the superior Trumpistanian hogshead. It's biglier. (It's actually smaller.)"
},
{
"id": "long-ton",
"label": "long ton",
"labelPlural": "long tons",
"symbol": "long tn",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 85.1199999999,
"hidden": false
},
{
"id": "metric-fuckton",
"label": "metric fuckton",
"labelPlural": "metric fucktons",
"symbol": "mfcktn",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 170.2399999998,
"description": "Trivia: although the name is \"metric fuckton,\" it is actually equal to two {long-ton:plural}!",
"hidden": false
},
{
"id": "mm",
"label": "millimeter",
"labelPlural": "millimeters",
"symbol": "mm",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 1,
"hidden": false,
"description": "It's so tiny and kawaii (♡‿♡)."
},
{
"id": "pound",
"label": "pound",
"labelPlural": "pounds",
"symbol": "lb",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 0.038,
"description": "Avoirdupois pounds, as used in the USA."
},
{
"id": "shit-ton",
"label": "shit ton",
"labelPlural": "shit tons",
"symbol": "shttn",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 38
},
{
"id": "shitload",
"label": "shitload",
"labelPlural": "shitloads",
"symbol": "shtld",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 12.6666666667
},
{
"id": "short-ton",
"label": "short ton",
"labelPlural": "short tons",
"symbol": "t",
"group": "dickloads",
"toBase": 76
},
{
"id": "cm",
"label": "centimeter",
"labelPlural": "centimeters",
"symbol": "cm",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 10
},
{
"id": "meter",
"label": "meter",
"labelPlural": "meters",
"symbol": "m",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 1000
},
{
"id": "dm",
"label": "decimeter",
"labelPlural": "decimeters",
"symbol": "dm",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 100
},
{
"id": "dam",
"label": "decameter",
"labelPlural": "decameters",
"symbol": "dam",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 10000
},
{
"id": "km",
"label": "kilometer",
"labelPlural": "kilometers",
"symbol": "km",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 1000000
},
{
"id": "in",
"label": "inch",
"labelPlural": "inches",
"symbol": "in",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 25.4
},
{
"id": "ft",
"label": "foot",
"labelPlural": "feet",
"symbol": "ft",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 304.8
},
{
"id": "yd",
"label": "yard",
"labelPlural": "yards",
"symbol": "yd",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 914.4,
"description": "Freedom meter."
},
{
"id": "mi",
"label": "mile",
"labelPlural": "miles",
"symbol": "mi",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 1609344
},
{
"id": "fur",
"label": "furlong",
"labelPlural": "furlongs",
"symbol": "fu",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 201168,
"description": "This matters to generate horse gamblers, and literally no one else."
},
{
"id": "ch",
"label": "chain",
"labelPlural": "chains",
"symbol": "ch",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 20116.8
},
{
"id": "li",
"label": "link",
"labelPlural": "links",
"symbol": "li",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 201.168
},
{
"id": "rd",
"label": "rod",
"labelPlural": "rods",
"symbol": "rd",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 5029.2,
"description": "\"Spare the 'this' and spoil the child.\"\n\"What is the rod?\"\n\"Yes! For $500, what is the rod. Play continues. Will our abusive parent please choose another square?\""
},
{
"id": "ftm",
"label": "fathom",
"labelPlural": "fathoms",
"symbol": "ftm",
"group": "lengths-and-distance",
"toBase": 1828.8,
"description": "The conversion of dickloads to fathoms is based on a 1' x 1' x 1ftm column of pure water at 4 degrees celsius. Obviously.",
"hidden": false
}
],
"groups": [
{
"id": "dickloads",
"label": "Weights and Masses",
"baseUnitId": "dickload",
"toUniversal": 1,
"sortOrder": "alpha",
"hidden": false,
"alwaysShowLabel": true
},
{
"id": "lengths-and-distance",
"label": "Lengths and Distance",
"baseUnitId": "mm",
"toUniversal": 14.2332177486,
"alwaysShowLabel": false,
"hidden": false
}
]
}